A Stenographer’s Notes From Danny Tanner’s Failed Drug Intervention

From the office of Dr. Julia Kimble, Clinical Psychiatrist
May 14, 1995
Danny Tanner
Present at Meeting:
Jesse Katsopolis, Joey Gladstone, Rebecca Katsopolis, DJ Tanner, Stephanie Tanner, Michelle Tanner
Stenographer present: Susan Alderson


Dr. Kimble (intervention specialist): Welcome everyone. I’d like to thank you for all coming today. It just goes to show how much Danny means to his family and friends. I think he’d agree that he’s one lucky man.

Jesse Katsopolis (brother-in-law): Thank you for arranging this intervention, Dr. Kimble. We all appreciate you helping us get through this tough time with Danny.

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Wrongly Accused: 5 Reasons Ray Pruit Was Right

As the lead singer of Nazareth sang so many years ago, “Love hurts.” For Ray Pruit, those words would become something of a calling card.

A working class musician with a slight temper problem, Ray dated Beverly Hills temptress Donna Martin from 1994-1996. A fish out of water amongst the affluent 90210 residents, Ray always felt like an outsider attempting to pry his way into the life of the woman he loved. This insecurity often led Ray to fits of jealousy and rage. Fits that would lead to the most regrettable action of his life.

In the summer of 1995, Ray let his often-erratic temper get the best of him during an argument with Donna. In
Palm Springs for an the Alpha/KEG convention, the couple became embroiled in an argument at the hotel regarding the lack of attention being paid to Ray by Donna. The confrontation moved outside the hotel, finally reaching its boiling point just below the staircase leading up to their room. 

While attempting to evade Ray’s jealous ravings, Donna made her way up the stairs, only to be followed by her furious boyfriend. After a brief exchange midway up the stairs, Donna would find herself flying down the staircase, finishing the fall with a poorly executed landing on the concrete landing below (see video below).

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WikiLeaks Releases Video Of Urkel’s Failed Terrorist Plot

Chicago, IL – A previously classified video tying Family Matters‘ star Steve Urkel to an attempted hijacking of a Delta Airlines flight in early 2010 was released to the public by WikiLeaks on Wednesday.

The shocking video, which was distributed to news outlets across the globe, shows a suspender-clad Urkel in handcuffs while TSA agents at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport attempt to defuse a homemade bomb found in his carry-on bag. The bomb was rendered useless moments later.

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